The Apprentice Series 3 - Episode 10


The new Amstrad 'Street Jams' - Snazzy!

"Goodbye blondie"

The Task: Pick four products to sell on a popular live television shopping channel, the key being to pick desirable and well priced items, present them brilliantly and make a killing.

Opinion
Oh thank god, after last week I was wondering whether the producers had dropped the ball but all credit to them this was hilarious. I loved the fact that the channel usually makes 10 times as many sales in this particular slot so I guess it was an outright failure! It was interesting that both Simon and Kristina, the team leaders, decide to be the one to present and produce by themselves, presumably to show off their skills, which appears to have back Fired (see what I did there!) in both cases.

Naomi Lay: So should not have been fired here, she was by far and away the best presenter, chose good products and even produced the show well. My suspicions from last week about Sir Alan Sugar having favourites is now fully confirmed. Bad luck Nay, I can only assume that for political reasons the pretty blonde girl can not win two years in a row and so you had to be Fired!

Simon Ambrose: Simon Ambrose: Surely should have been fired in this episode, picking a portable wheelchair (at £199_, which clearly has a very limited demographic of viewers, being utterly rubbish at producing and leaving Naomi and poor Tre with no guidance when they were wheeling around the wheelchair (cring!).But clearly Sir Alan Sugar is in love with Simon and will forgive him almost anything. Have to admit though, stirling work on the trampoline antics, it has to be one of my favourite moments from the whole series watching poor old Si attempt to jump around in an old man's suit and then proceeding to draw yet more unwanted attention to his nether regions.

Katie Hopkins: Her true snobby colours showed through in this episode and we can only assume now that she is totally unemployable. My favourites were, “I'd never hope to know anyone who's bought anything off television” and on slimming pants “for people who can't be arsed to diet”.

Kristina Grimes: Still my favourite to win but nearly died of embarrassment watching her talk rubbish and try to demonstrate the mop on TV but at last I agreed with Sir Alan Sugar when he said “get her off you're dying”.

Lohit Kalburgi: Poor Lohit having, not only to share the stage with the bitch Katie but also to demonstrate no visible panty line, hold you in, hold you up pants. I thought he did pretty well with the foot spa though. Why do I get this sense that he should really win this competition but will get fired simply because Sir Alan Sugar is in love with other candidates.

Tre Azam: Weirdly didn't really feature except to have his hairy hand shaved, what is going on Tre we want more ridiculous comments.

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